NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS WATCHING A RE-RUN OF MONDAY'S COLBERT REPORT AND LEARNED THAT AISHWARYA RAI IS GETTING ENGAGED! THE ONE WOMAN I WOULD CHEERFULLY GIVE UP MY HETEROSEXUALITY FOR, FOREVER OUT OF MY GRASP. FUCK.

Wait. She isn't married yet. I wonder how much a ticket to India goes for these days.


I'm kidding.Mostly. Anyway, I joined the yahoogroup Church of Lemons for kicks, but will only remain if they let me write lots of wonderfully dirty Archer x Rin fics. Lord knows I have a ton of them inhabiting the filthy attic of my mind (And to think you could have actually gotten into Heaven once upon a time-God). (Don't you have some evangelists to smite? Oh, wait, that's just what I *wish* you'd do.-Rei). (Looks like someone wants me to ruin any chance of a Good Omens movie being made...-God). (That's playing dirty! Aren't you supposed to be the nice one?-Rei). (*You're* the one who brought up the evangelists. You have no right to talk about nice.-God). Whatever. Dirty Archer x Rin IS Heaven to me.

Tossing around various ideas for the next chapter of Road to Perdition. It seems I do my best work around a prompt, so it's really just a matter of finding the right work and letting things grow from there. Lamp light is probably going to be the next one-I really like the imagery it conveys. *sigh* As always, I press on the path for more participation at fsn_fiction. *hums the first few bars of The Long and Winding Road*